I witnessed a tragedy today. While jacket shopping in Whitefish, MT I spotted this classic blue Schwinn in the very back of a clothing store. It was being used to add a certain style to display racks of bluejeans and other underwhelming clothing. What a shame! This bicycle needs liberated! This is an equivalent of placing a thoroughbred race horse out to pasture before its time...its like placing a seasoned athlete in a convalescent home when there are still pennants to win or touchdowns to score. This bicycle needs to be ridden so it can feel the cool Montana pavement on its tires and the crisp northwest air run through its spokes on a downhill descent.
On second thought...it would look great in my backyard.